Category: Joke Board
> An elderly woman walked into the Bank ofCanada one morning with a
> purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings
> account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank
> because, she said, she had a lot of money.
> After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always
> right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's
> office.
> The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit.
> She placed her purse on his desk and replied,
> "$165,000". The president was curious and asked her how she had
> been able to save so much money. The elderly woman
> replied that she made bets.
> The president was surprised and asked, "What kind of bets?"
> The elderly woman replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000 that your
> testicles are square."
> The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was
> impossible to win a bet like that.
> The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and
> said, "Would you like to take my bet?"
> "Certainly", replied the president. "I bet you $25,000 that my
> testicles are not square."
> "Done", the elderly woman answered. "But given the amount of money
> involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 o'clock
> tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness."
> "No problem", said the president of the Bank confidently.
> That night, the president became very nervous about the bet
> and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his
> testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over
> again and again until he was positive that no one could
> consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there
> was no way he could lose the bet.
> The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman
> arrived at the president's office with her lawyer and
> acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the
> president's testicles were square.
> The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one
> made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to
> drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly.
> The president was happy to oblige.
> The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and
> asked the president if she could touch them. "Of course", said the
> president. "Given the amount of money involved, you
> should be 100% sure."
> The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the
> president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against
> the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that
> and she replied, "Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that
> around 10 o'clock in the morning I would be holding the
> balls of the President of the Bank of Canada !"
hee hee hee
good one!
i like it!
not bad